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REDNECKS AND MONEY

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Why didn’t I think of this?

Wikipedia defines redneck as:  A reference to poor white farmers, redneck is historically a derogatory slang term to refer to working class southerners in the United States. I define redneck as anyone who willfully keeps themselves uneducated and prides themselves in doing so.

Since most Americans don’t know what money is or how the banking system works, this redneckbank.com should do their ignorance proud!

Here is a animated bit of info on how banks work… should be like kryptonite to a redneck.


DAILY DOSE

Magical iPad giving you knowledge.


How to get questioned at the airport…

Click here to get one!

Clever suitcase stickers!

For the attention lover in all of us, this will undoubtedly raise an eyebrow at the terminal. Note there is not one with a clock and wires.


Material Senior Citizen

Zombie’s, more popular than ever!


Could smoking be considered suicide?

Apparently no longer made but what a fun ciggy!


PIXEL PERFECT

The people at the 4H booth loved it!


PIXEL PERFECT

China gittin’ down on a Friday!


WEED PORN

–FOR PROFESSIONAL USE ONLY–


The start of the next U.S. Civil War.

A friend and I were thinking of doing this in our town last year but didn’t think the sheep would go for it! Looks like we should reconsider! If this catches on, our owners WILL send in the goons, it’s gonna be fun to watch!


Tanks that can jump! Bitchin!

One of the coolest extensions of the penis I have seen yet. Hope I can get a good rate on the financing…