Tag Archives: SKAMBLOG

Seasick Steve for President 2012


Morgan and Morgan, for the felines


I Pity The Fool


TSA…To Scam America.

The TSA and all the terrible time wasting, privacy violating practices that go on at our travel ports are just to keep the owners abreast of our movements, it has nothing to due with YOUR security and everything to do with theirs.


REDNECKS AND MONEY

Click pic to go to site.

Why didn’t I think of this?

Wikipedia defines redneck as:  A reference to poor white farmers, redneck is historically a derogatory slang term to refer to working class southerners in the United States. I define redneck as anyone who willfully keeps themselves uneducated and prides themselves in doing so.

Since most Americans don’t know what money is or how the banking system works, this redneckbank.com should do their ignorance proud!

Here is a animated bit of info on how banks work… should be like kryptonite to a redneck.


Your Zodiac Sign has Changed

From MSNBC

Horoscope For Today…The universe has moved without you.

Born on April the 11th they said I was an Aries, now I am a Pisces WTF?

Curiously the date someone is born never stops them from being an asshole!

Many of us read our horoscopes everyday. But now, it turns out, you may be reading the wrong sign. A shift in the sky over the millenniums altered your zodialogical sign.

The star doctors say Earth right now is in a totally different spot in relation to the sun and its equatorial alignment than it was 3,000 years ago.

That’s when the 12 zodiac signs were assigned.

Those signs you were born into are now not really the same because the Earth’s wobble on its axis means a nearly one-month bump in the stars alignment.

Depending on whether you are on the cusp, your sign either changed or just moved a bit.

Here is the updated list:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20

* Ophiuchus is a rarely used astrological sign, not included in most versions of the Zodiac. It is also known as Serpentarius.

Update:

A Minneapolis astronomy professor says he’s stunned by the attention he’s getting for suggesting the signs of the zodiac are all wrong.

Parke Kunkle said in a newspaper interview that the Earth’s wobbly orbit means it’s no longer aligned to the stars in the same way as when the signs of the zodiac were first conceived. He said that means when astrologers say the sun is in Pisces, it’s really in Aquarius, and so on.

The story went viral, with thousands of people fretting on social networks that their sign might change.

But Kunkle, who teaches at Minneapolis Community and Technical College, said Friday that the shift is “2,000-year-old information.”

Shelley Ackerman, spokeswoman for American Federation of Astrologers, said she’s been swamped with e-mails from worried clients, but tells them “this doesn’t change your chart at all.”


KEEPING THE DREAM ALIVE

How long shall they kill our Prophets, while we stand aside and look?

We sick an tired of-a your ism-skism game –
Dyin n goin to heaven in-a jesus name, lord.
We know when we understand:
Almighty God is a living man.
You can fool some people sometimes,
But you cant fool all the people all the time.
So now we see the light (what you gonna do?),
We gonna stand up for our rights!

-Bob Marley